There once was a girl who wasn’t feeling very pretty, so she went to a genie to ask for help.

The genie said, “To make you feel pretty, I’ll grant you this wish: every time someone apologizes to you, your boobs will increase by one size.”

The girl walked down the street.

Someone bumped into her and said, “Oh, I’m sorry.”

Instantly, her boobs grew one size bigger.

A little later, someone accidentally stepped on her foot and said, “I’m sorry.”

Again, her boobs grew another size.

Then she kept walking when a man from India bumped into her and exclaimed,

“Oh my God! A thousand apologies!”