Two lady darts teams, one made up of all blondes and one of all brunettes, chartered a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in London. The brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus. The blonde team rode on the top level. Downstairs, the brunette team was partying and having a great time. After a while, one of them realised she couldn’t hear anything from the blondes upstairs. So she went up to check o...

A man was driving around the countryside in his new sports car, moving at speeds that bordered on unsafe. When he checked his rear-view mirror, he noticed a small object, followed by a trail of dust, closing fast. Curious, he slowed down to get a better look. As the object came into view, it was clearly a chicken. While the man watched in amazement, the bird whizzed past him. He checked his speed. “Thirty-five miles...

A blonde is driving her Mini down the highway when she notices another blonde in a boat out in the middle of a cornfield. The blonde in the boat is rowing like she’s on open water. The blonde in the car gets frustrated, pulls over, and steps out to confront her. “HEY YOU IN THE BOAT! I’M TALKING TO YOU!” The blonde in the boat turns, waves, and continues rowing. “IT’S BLONDES LIKE YOU THAT GIVE US A BAD NAME, AND I’D...