A blonde is driving her Mini down the highway when she notices another blonde in a boat out in the middle of a cornfield.

The blonde in the boat is rowing like she’s on open water. The blonde in the car gets frustrated, pulls over, and steps out to confront her.

“HEY YOU IN THE BOAT! I’M TALKING TO YOU!”

The blonde in the boat turns, waves, and continues rowing.

“IT’S BLONDES LIKE YOU THAT GIVE US A BAD NAME, AND I’D COME HIT YOU IF I COULD SWIM!”