Two hunters from Moscow charter a small plane to fly them to Siberia to go bear hunting. After landing, the pilot says, “Remember, this plane can only fly with two hunters, one pilot, and ONE bear.” The hunters return with two bears. “I told you ONE bear!” the pilot says. The hunters explain that the previous year, for an extra 100 rubles, the pilot had allowed them to take two bears. After a long argument about infl...

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down, sir, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "Okay, now what?"