Two lady darts teams, one made up of all blondes and one of all brunettes, chartered a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in London. The brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus. The blonde team rode on the top level. Downstairs, the brunette team was partying and having a great time. After a while, one of them realised she couldn’t hear anything from the blondes upstairs. So she went up to check o...

A blonde walks into a police station looking for a job. An officer decides to test her with a few questions. Officer: “What’s two plus two?” Blonde: “Ummm… four!” Officer: “What’s the square root of one hundred?” Blonde: “Ummm… ten!” Officer: “Good. Now tell me… who killed Abraham Lincoln?” Blonde: “Ummm… I don’t know.” Officer: “Go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.” The blonde goes home and excitedly call...

A blonde has failed the written driving test four times. On her fifth attempt, she is determined to pass. Once again, the test includes the same question: “You are driving at 100 mph. On your right is a wall. On your left is a cliff. On the road, you see an older man and a young man. What will you hit?” Frustrated, the blonde walks up to the examiner. Blonde: “I’ve answered this question all four ways — the wall, the...

Two blonde sisters, Abby and Amy, go fishing and decide to rent a boat on a lake. After fishing for hours at different spots and catching nothing, they decide to try one last time before giving up. Suddenly, the fish start biting, and they catch their limit in less than twenty minutes. Amy: “Hey, we should mark this spot so next time we’ll know where to fish.” Abby: “Good idea.” Abby pulls out a can of spray paint an...

A blonde is driving her Mini down the highway when she notices another blonde in a boat out in the middle of a cornfield. The blonde in the boat is rowing like she’s on open water. The blonde in the car gets frustrated, pulls over, and steps out to confront her. “HEY YOU IN THE BOAT! I’M TALKING TO YOU!” The blonde in the boat turns, waves, and continues rowing. “IT’S BLONDES LIKE YOU THAT GIVE US A BAD NAME, AND I’D...