Two lady darts teams, one made up of all blondes and one of all brunettes, chartered a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in London.

The brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus. The blonde team rode on the top level.

Downstairs, the brunette team was partying and having a great time.

After a while, one of them realised she couldn’t hear anything from the blondes upstairs.

So she went up to check on them.

When she reached the top level, she found all the blondes frozen in fear, staring straight ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.

The brunette asked, “What the heck is going on up here? We’re having a great time downstairs!”

One of the blondes looked up, swallowed hard, and said, “YEAH, BUT IT’S OK FOR YOU… YOU’VE GOT A DRIVER!”