There once was a girl who wasn’t feeling very pretty, so she went to a genie to ask for help. The genie said, “To make you feel pretty, I’ll grant you this wish: every time someone apologizes to you, your boobs will increase by one size.” The girl walked down the street. Someone bumped into her and said, “Oh, I’m sorry.” Instantly, her boobs grew one size bigger. A little later, someone accidentally stepped on her fo...

Once while travelling, Tenali Rama found himself in the company of a group of soldiers. They were all veterans of war, and soon they began talking about their experiences on the battlefield. One old soldier bragged, “I once single-handedly slew seven enemy soldiers.” Another proudly described how he had “held an entire enemy battalion at bay.” When they finished, they looked condescendingly at Rama. “I don’t suppose...

The Indians on a remote reservation in Oklahoma asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village...

Two hunters from Moscow charter a small plane to fly them to Siberia to go bear hunting. After landing, the pilot says, “Remember, this plane can only fly with two hunters, one pilot, and ONE bear.” The hunters return with two bears. “I told you ONE bear!” the pilot says. The hunters explain that the previous year, for an extra 100 rubles, the pilot had allowed them to take two bears. After a long argument about infl...