Two hunters from Moscow charter a small plane to fly them to Siberia to go bear hunting.
After landing, the pilot says, “Remember, this plane can only fly with two hunters, one pilot, and ONE bear.”
The hunters return with two bears.
“I told you ONE bear!” the pilot says.
The hunters explain that the previous year, for an extra 100 rubles, the pilot had allowed them to take two bears.
After a long argument about inflation and impossibility, the pilot takes 200 rubles and lets them board with both bears.
After barely staying in the air for two hours, the plane crashes into a snowbank.
Crawling out from under the snow and the bears, the hunters ask the pilot where they are.
The pilot replies, “About the same place where we crashed last year.”
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