An old lady went into a bar in Ibiza and noticed a man with his feet propped up on a table.

He was wearing the biggest boots she had ever seen.

She asked him, “Is it true what they say about men with big feet being well endowed?”

The man grinned and replied, “Sure is, little lady. Why don’t you come to my apartment and let me prove it to you?”

The old woman thought about it. Figuring she might never get an offer like this again, curiosity got the better of her, and she spent the night with him.

The next morning, she handed him a £50 note.

Blushing, he said, “Well, thank you! I’m really flattered. Nobody’s ever paid me for my services before!”

“Don’t be flattered,” she replied. “Take the money and buy yourself some boots that actually fit.”

Women can be so cruel!!