A woman was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work.

Her 9-year-old son came home unexpectedly, saw them, and hid in the bedroom closet to watch.

Soon after, the woman’s husband also came home.

She quickly shoved her lover into the closet, not realizing the little boy was already inside.

The boy whispered, “Dark in here.”

The man replied, “Yes, it is.”

The boy said, “I have a baseball.”

“That’s nice,” said the man.

“Want to buy it?” the boy asked.

“No, thanks.”

“My dad’s outside.”

“OK… how much?”

“$250.”

A few weeks later, it happened again that the boy and the lover ended up in the closet together.

“Dark in here.”

“Yes, it is.”

“I have a baseball glove.”

Remembering last time, the man asked, “How much?”

“$750.”

“Fine.”

A few days later, the father said to the boy, “Grab your glove, let’s go outside and play catch.”

The boy replied, “I can’t. I sold my baseball and my glove.”

“How much did you sell them for?” the father asked.

“$1,000.”

The father said, “That’s terrible! You overcharged your friends. That’s way more than they’re worth. I’m taking you to church so you can confess.”

At the church, the father made the boy sit in the confession booth and closed the door.

The boy said, “Dark in here.”

The priest replied, “Don’t start that shit again.”