A circus owner ran an ad looking for a new lion tamer, and two young people showed up.

One was a handsome young man in his mid-twenties. The other was a stunning blonde about the same age.

The circus owner said, “I won’t sugarcoat it. This lion is ferocious. He ate my last tamer, so you’d better be good. Here’s your equipment: a chair, a whip, and a gun. Who wants to try first?”

The young woman said, “I’ll go first.”

She walked past the chair, the whip, and the gun, and stepped straight into the lion’s cage.

The lion snarled, panted, and began charging toward her.

Halfway there, she opened her coat and revealed her naked body.

The lion stopped instantly, crept up to her shyly, and began licking her ankles.

He licked her calves, nuzzled her legs, and finally lay down with his head at her feet.

The circus owner stared in disbelief and said, “I’ve never seen anything like that in my life.”

He turned to the young man and asked, “Can you top that?”

The young man replied, “No problem. Just get that lion out of the way.”