Three ministers are discussing how they handle the church collection.

First Minister: “I draw a circle on the floor and toss the money in the air. Whatever lands inside the circle goes to the church; whatever lands outside goes to me.”

Second Minister: “That’s close to my system. I draw a line on the floor and toss the money in the air. Everything on one side goes to the church; everything on the other side goes to me.”

The third minister nods thoughtfully.

Third Minister: “I just toss the money in the air. Whatever God catches, He can keep!”