Is It the Moon or the Sun?

Two drunks are walking along the street late at night.

First Drunk: “What a beautiful night. Look at that moon!”

The second drunk stops and looks at his friend.

Second Drunk: “You are wrong. That’s not the moon — that’s the sun!”

They continue arguing for a while until they spot another drunk walking toward them.

First Drunk: “Sir, could you help settle our argument?”

Second Drunk: “Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that’s shining. Is it the moon or the sun?”

The third drunk looks up at the sky, then looks back at them.

Third Drunk: “Sorry, I don’t live around here.”