This couple went to an agricultural show way out in the countryside on a fine Sunday afternoon and watched as bulls were being auctioned off.

The auctioneer announced the first bull, “A fine specimen—this bull reproduced 57 times last year.”

The wife nudged her husband and said, “See! That’s more than once a week!”

Then the second bull was introduced: “Another fine specimen—this one reproduced 120 times last year.”

Again the wife teased her husband, “Hey, that’s more than twice a week. What do you say to that?”

By now, the husband was getting annoyed.

Then the third bull came up: “And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 365 times last year!”

The wife slapped her husband’s arm and exclaimed, “That’s once a day, every day of the year! How about you?”

The husband finally snapped and said, “Sure—once a day. Great. But ask the auctioneer if they were all with the same cow!”