Little Johnny was fast asleep in class while the lesson was going on.

The teacher noticed and asked angrily, “Why are you sleeping while I’m teaching? You’re not listening!”

Little Johnny replied, “Madam, your voice was so sweet, that’s why I fell asleep.”

The teacher snapped back, “Then why aren’t the others sleeping?”

“Because they are not listening,” Johnny answered.

The teacher frowned and said, “Alright then. If you were listening, give me ten examples of wild animals!”

Johnny laughed and said, “Haha! Madam, this question is too cheap.”

“Just answer it!” the teacher insisted.

Johnny replied confidently, “Okay! Ten wild animals are: four lions, three cobras, two tigers, and one gorilla.”

The teacher fainted.