An elderly couple were killed in an accident and suddenly found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter.

“Here is your oceanside condo,” said Peter. “Over there are the tennis courts, the swimming pool, and two golf courses.”

“If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located throughout the area.”

After Saint Peter walked off, the old man leaned toward his wife and hissed,

“Heck, Gloria… we could have been here ten years ago if you hadn’t insisted on exercising three times a week and eating that stupid oat bran, wheat germ, and low-fat food!”