A young man went into a drug store to buy condoms.

The pharmacist said, “They come in packs of 3, 9, or 12. Which would you like?”

The young man replied, “Well, I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and she’s really hot. I think tonight is the night.

We’re having dinner with her parents, then going out, and I’ve got a feeling I’m going to get lucky.

Once she’s had me, she’ll want me all the time, so I’d better take the 12-pack.”

He paid for the condoms and left.

Later that evening, he sat down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents.

Before the meal, he asked, “May I say the blessing?”

They agreed.

He began praying… and kept praying… and praying.

After several minutes, his girlfriend leaned over and whispered, “You never told me you were such a religious person.”

He leaned back toward her and whispered, “You never told me your father was a pharmacist.”