It’s a beautiful warm day, and a man and his wife are visiting the zoo. She’s wearing a loose-fitting pink spring dress with thin straps.

As they walk past the ape exhibit, a huge gorilla suddenly goes wild. He jumps on the bars, beats his chest, and grunts loudly.

Clearly excited by the woman in the flowing dress, the gorilla puts on quite a show. Noticing this, the husband gets an idea.

Husband: “Why don’t you tease him a little?”

She puckers her lips and wiggles her hips. The gorilla gets even more excited.

Husband: “Now let one of your straps fall.”

She does, and the gorilla nearly shakes the cage apart.

Husband: “Now lift your dress just a bit.”

The gorilla completely loses control.

Suddenly, the husband grabs his wife, flings open the cage door, tosses her inside, and slams it shut.

Husband: “Now tell HIM you have a headache!”