A woman is walking down the street to work when she notices a parrot sitting on a perch outside a pet store.

Parrot: “Hey lady, you are really ugly.”

Furious, the woman storms past and goes to work.

On her way home, she passes the same store again.

Parrot: “Hey lady, you are really ugly.”

Now completely outraged, the next day she walks by once more.

Parrot: “Hey lady, you are really ugly.”

The woman storms into the store and threatens to sue the owner and kill the bird.

Store Owner: “That’s not good. I promise he won’t say it again.”

That afternoon, the woman walks past the store again.

Parrot: “Hey lady.”

Woman: “Yes?”

Parrot: “You know.”