Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them.

Reporter: “I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and tell me your secret to a long life.”

The three old men agreed, and the reporter asked the first man his secret.

First Man: “I never drank alcohol, I never smoked tobacco, and I’ve been married to the same woman for fifty years.”

Reporter: “That’s really remarkable! And how old are you?”

First Man: “I’m 93.”

The reporter then asked the second man the same question.

Second Man: “I drank on occasion, I smoked but not often, and I dated some.”

Reporter: “And how old are you?”

Second Man: “I’m 91.”

Finally, the reporter turned to the third man.

Third Man: “I dated every woman who would go out with me, drank until I passed out, and smoked three packs of cigarettes a day.”

Reporter: “Wow! And how old are you?”

Third Man: “29.”