A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red.

One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon an old gentleman neighbour who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.

The woman asked the old gentleman, “What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?”

The old man replied, “Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from blushing so much.”

The woman was so impressed that she decided to try the same thing in her own garden.

So twice a day for two weeks, she exposed herself to her tomato plants, hoping for the best.

One day, the old man passed by and asked her, “By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?”

“No,” she replied, “but my cucumbers are enormous.”