Kelly and Patrick went for a motorcycle ride on a brisk autumn day.

After a while, Kelly, who was sitting behind Patrick, began shouting, “Patrick… the wind is cuttin’ me chest out!”

“Well, Kelly my lad,” said Patrick, “why don’t you take your jacket off and turn it from front to back? That’ll block the wind.”

Kelly followed the advice, turned his jacket around, climbed back on, and off they went again.

After some time, Patrick turned to talk to Kelly and was horrified to see he was no longer there.

Patrick immediately turned the bike around and retraced their route.

Before long, he came to a bend in the road where a group of farmers were standing around Kelly, who was sitting on the ground.

Patrick shouted, “Thanks be to heaven! Is he alright?”

One of the farmers replied, “Well… he was alright when we found him here, but since we turned his head back to front… he hasn’t said a word since!”