The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the wilderness. After setting up their tent, both fall fast asleep.

Several hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger.

Tonto: “Kemo Sabe, look towards sky. What you see?”

Lone Ranger: “I see millions of stars.”

Tonto: “What that tell you?”

Lone Ranger: “Astronomically, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and billions of planets. Astrologically, Saturn is in Leo. Time-wise, it is about a quarter past three. Theologically, God is all-powerful and we are insignificant. Meteorologically, we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.”

Lone Ranger: “What does it tell you, Tonto?”

Tonto: “You dumber than buffalo… it mean someone stole tent.”