A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean.

He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, "Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"

The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion."

Later, the lion confronts a wildebeest and fiercely bellows, "Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"

The terrified wildebeest stammers, "Oh great lion, you are by far the mightiest animal in the jungle!"

On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, "Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"

Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times, then stomps on him until he looks like a pancake.

The elephant ambles away.

The lion lets out a moan of pain, lifts his head weakly and hollers after the elephant, "Geez, just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so rough!"