A few minutes before church services begin, the congregation is sitting in their pews, quietly talking. Suddenly, Satan appears at the front of the church.

Everyone screams and runs for the exits, trampling each other in panic. Soon, the church is completely empty—except for one elderly man sitting calmly in his pew.

Satan walks up to the old man.

Satan: “Do you know who I am?”

Old Man: “Yep, sure do.”

Satan: “Aren’t you afraid of me?”

Old Man: “Nope, sure ain’t.”

Satan: “Don’t you realize I can kill you with one word?”

Old Man: “Don’t doubt it for a minute.”

Satan: “I can cause you horrifying agony for all eternity!”

Old Man: “Yep.”

Satan: “And you’re still not afraid?”

Old Man: “Nope.”

Completely confused, Satan asks one last question.

Satan: “Then why aren’t you afraid of me?”

Old Man: “Been married to your sister for forty-eight years.”