Three couples die at the same time and line up at the pearly gates.

The first couple approaches Saint Peter.

Saint Peter: “What is your name?”

Man: “John Smith.”

Saint Peter: “John Smith… the man who loved money so much he refused to marry until he found a woman named Penny? You are banished to Hell!”

The first couple leaves, completely dejected.

The second couple steps forward.

Saint Peter: “And your name?”

Man: “Michael Jones.”

Saint Peter: “Michael Jones… the man who loved sweets so much he wouldn’t marry until he found a woman named Candy? You are banished to Hell!”

Seeing this, the third man turns to his wife.

Third man: “Come on, Fanny… we might as well start heading down now.”