For a couple of years, I blamed being tired on poor iron levels, lack of vitamins, dieting, and a dozen other health problems.

Now I finally know the real reason. I’m tired because I’m overworked.

The population of this country is 349,035,494. About 125,000,000 are retired. That leaves 224,035,494 to do the work.

There are roughly 90,000,000 people in school, which leaves 134,035,494 to do the work.

Of those, about 30,000,000 are employed by the federal government. This leaves 104,035,494 to do the work.

Around 5,000,000 are in the armed forces, which leaves 99,035,494 to do the work.

Now take away the 95,000,000 people working for state and city governments, and that leaves 4,035,494 to do the work.

There are about 3,900,000 people in hospitals, so that leaves 135,494 to do the work.

Subtract the 133,492 people in prison. That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me…
and you’re sitting there reading jokes.