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Adult Humor Jokes for Grown-Ups
Enjoy adult humor with witty, clever jokes about life, relationships, and everyday grown-up situations. Smart laughs without explicit content.

A New Job at the Tickle Me Elmo Factory

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The next day at 8:45 is there is a knock at the Personnel Managerโ€™s door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new Employee. He complains that she is incredibly s...

What a Little Girl Really Wants Out of Life

A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?" A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals, just like my Mom always says". The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be?" The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed and a jackass to pay for all of it." The teacher got a coughing fit a...

A Blood Test, a Nurse, and an Awkward Request

A guy walks into a clinic to have his blood type taken. The nurse goes about taking the blood sample from his finger after finishing she looks around for a piece of cotton to wipe away the excess blood. She can't find it so she looks innocently at the guy and takes his finger and sucks it. The guy is so pleased he asks; "Do you think i could have a urine test done?"

A Man, a Golf Course, and a Very Angry Wife

A man enters the emergency room with two black eyes, multiple lacerations, and a seven iron wrapped around his neck. The doctor pulls him into one of the examining rooms and says, "What the hell happened to you, my friend?" "Well, doc," the man replies, "It's like this. My wife and I were out on the golf course off the eighth tee when we both wind up slicing into a cow pasture next to the course. So we both head into...